♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
Grandpa: WHERE'S HEATHCLIFF?
YUCCH!
I'VE GOT HIS BREAKFAST.
HEATHCLIFF'S STILL SLEEPING, GRANDPA.
HE JUST DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE ANY ENERGY.
I'VE GOT JUST THE THING FOR HIM.
I GOT THESE VITAMINS AT THE PET STORE.
I'LL SLIP IT IN HIS FOOD, SO HE WON'T KNOW HE'S TAKING IT.
YOU KNOW HOW HEATHCLIFF HATES TO TAKE PILLS.
I'M...SO...TIRED.
HEATHCLIFF!
HEATHCLIFF.
HEATHCLIFF, WAKE UP!
YOUR BREAKFAST'S READY!
[SNORING]
[YAWNS]
Iggy: HEATHCLIFF, WAKE UP!
OH, I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE YOU TO THE VET TODAY FOR A CHECKUP.
VET?!
OK, OK!
I GET THE MESSAGE.
JUST COME AND EAT YOUR BREAKFAST.
Both: HEATHCLIFF, WAKE UP!
[SPLAT]
FORGET IT, IGGY. HE'S OUT COLD.
I KNOW HOW TO WAKE HIM.
[CRASH]
MEOW!
WORKS EVERY TIME!
NOW, EAT YOUR BREAKFAST.
THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
PTOO!
AW, COME ON, HEATHCLIFF. IT'S JUST A VITAMIN.
IF IT'S JUST A VITAMIN,
WHY DO THEY HAVE TO SNEAK IT INTO MY FOOD? HMM...
IT WILL GIVE YOU ENERGY.
YEAH, HEATHCLIFF. YOU'VE BEEN AWFULLY TIRED LATELY.
WELL, I GUESS I HAVEN'T BEEN MYSELF LATELY.
I GUESS IT COULDN'T HURT.
[HICCUP HICCUP]
THERE. THAT WASN'T SO BAD.
JUST ONE OF THESE DOGGIE VITAMINS EVERY DAY, AND--
DOGGIE VITAMINS?!
AAH! DOG?!
WHOA!
DON'T BE SO DRAMATIC. IT WAS A SIMPLE MISTAKE.
IT WON'T HURT YOU.
HUH?
ARRGH!
YECCH! DOGGIE VITAMINS.
WELL, I GUESS GRANDPA'S RIGHT. WHAT COULD HAPPEN? WOOF!
HEY! WOOF! WOOF!
IT'S THE MILKMAN! WOOF!
OH, NO! IT'S HEATHCLIFF!
WOOF!
NO!
I THINK THESE BELONG--WOOF! TO YOU--WOOF!
HEATHCLIFF?!
WOOF! RRRR!
WHAT CAME OVER ME?
Man: HI, HEATHCLIFF. HOW YOU DOING?
I'VE GOT A FULL LOAD TODAY.
I KNOW THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
HEY! HEATHCLIFF!
W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
RRR!
HEATHCLIFF!
GIVE ME BACK MY SHOE!
YEOWCH!
WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO THAT CAT?
OH!
WHAT AM I DOING OUT HERE?
EH, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? IT'S CHOW TIME!
I KNOW I SHOULD BE GOING IN HERE, BUT, UM...
SOMEHOW FISH DOESN'T SOUND GOOD TO ME ANYMORE.
I'M HAVING THE STRANGEST CRAVINGS,
BUT I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT!
THAT'S IT! THAT'S WHAT I WANT!
WHY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO HIT YOU, SPIKE.
ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES, PAL.
PAL?
WHAT AM I SAYING?
L-LOOK, HEATHCLIFF. I-I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE.
COME ON, SPIKE. I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS.
IT'S A TRICK! Y-YOU'RE GOING TO HURT ME!
SOMETIMES IT'S SO HARD TO BE FRIENDLY.
COME ON, SPIKE! LET'S BE BUDDIES!
HI!
SPIKE, CAN'T WE--
WHATEVER YOU'RE PLANNING, HEATHCLIFF, JUST DO IT!
G-GET IT OVER WITH!
I'M NOT PLANNING ANYTHING.
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
OWW!
THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE PLANNING TO DO!
OR MAYBE YOU WERE GOING TO DO THIS!
I GOT IT! IT MUST HAVE BEEN--
[CRASH]
THERE! NOW ARE YOU HAPPY?!
[BABBLING]
DOGS SURE ARE STRANGE!
[SIREN]
[HOWL]
I BETTER GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE ANYONE SEES ME ACTING LIKE THIS!
OH, THIS IS TOO MUCH. I GOT TO GO THE PET SHOP AND GET SOME SUPER CAT VITAMINS
TO COUNTERACT THESE DOGGIE VITAMINS! WOOF! WOOF!
WELL, THIS IS THE PLACE.
THESE OUGHT TO DO THE TRICK!
Parrot: SQUAWK! STOP, THIEF, STOP!
POLLY WANT A BIG FIST IN THE MOUTH?
SQUAWK! YOU PUT THAT BACK!
PUT WHAT BACK?
THESE!
WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?
YIKES!
NOW, STAY AWAY!
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
[HOWLS]
THAT CAT OUT THERE IS MAKING FUN OF US
BECAUSE WE'RE LOCKED UP AND HE'S FREE.
LET'S BREAK OUT OF THIS JOINT
AND TEACH HIM A LESSON!
[BANGING AND RATTLING]
WHAT IS ALL THIS?
HIM AGAIN!
HERE, TAKE THE VITAMINS. JUST GET OUT OF HERE,
YOU'RE DRIVING THE DOGS CRAZY!
AT LAST! THE ANTIDOTE!
UHH!
JUST AS I SUSPECTED. CHILD-PROOF TOP.
ALL I NEED IS A CHILD! IGGY!
AHEM!
THERE! THAT OUGHT TO FIX YOU UP.
THERE ARE SOME ADVANTAGES TO HAVING HUMANS AROUND.
HA HA HA!
RUFF! RUFF!
MEOW!
NOW, THOSE ARE GREAT VITAMINS!
MEOW! MEOW!
THAT'S MY HEATHCLIFF!
[SNORING]
HEY! WHAT'S THAT?
YEOW! WHA--
WHAT'S GOING ON?
OOF!
HUH?
OK, OK!
YOU MISERABLE JUNKYARD CATS STAY AWAY FROM THIS STUFF.
HEAR ME? IT'S DANGEROUS.
COME FROM THE LABORATORY OF SOME WEIRD PROFESSOR NAMED CRAZYLOON.
A LOT OF WORK FOR NOTHING. IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF JUNK.
MAYBE THAT'S WHY THEY SENT IT TO A JUNKYARD.
OH, BOY, OH, BOY, OH, BOY! LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
Hector: WHAT IS IT?
Mungo: I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT SURE LOOKS NEAT!
Riff Raff: LOOKS LIKE AN ENGINE, A POWERFUL ENGINE.
YEAH! MAYBE IT WILL FIT IN THE CADILLAC.
NOT BAD! IT FITS JUST FINE.
GUESS WE OUGHT TO GIVE IT A SPIN.
IT'S A MEAN MACHINE FROM PROFESSOR CRAZYLOON.
SOUNDS LIKE A ROCKETSHIP, HEADING FOR THE MOON!
MUNGO!
THIS WAS YOUR IDEA--AAH!
YOU CRAZY CA--
All: YOW!
OOH! OWW! YOW!
PLLEH! WHERE ARE WE?
UH, WHAT HAPPENED?
WHA--
All: WHOA!
Wordsworth: SOMEHOW TIME IS TOTALLY MESSED,
WE ENDED UP IN THE WILD WEST!
WE'RE GETTING OUT OF HERE THE SAME WAY WE GOT HERE!
Crazyloon: YOU ARE NOW PART OF PROFESSOR CRAZYLOON'S GREATEST INVENTION:
THE TIME MACHINE!
ACCORDING TO THE PRESENT TIME MODE, YOU SHOULD BE IN THE OLD WEST.
YOU HAVE EXACTLY 8 HOURS
BEFORE THE MACHINE RETURNS AUTOMATICALLY
TO THE PLACE WHERE YOU STARTED.
OF COURSE, THIS TIME MACHINE ISN'T GUARANTEED TO RETURN AT ALL.
SO, YOU MAY BE STUCK, BUT THANKS FOR BEING MY GUINEA PIGS.
BETTER HIDE THE CADILLAC. AS LONG AS WE'RE STUCK HERE FOR A WHILE,
LET'S DO A LITTLE INVESTIGATING.
WOW! WE REALLY ARE IN THE OLD WEST.
Man: HEY, YOU! WAIT!
HOLD IT! COME BACK!
HA HA HA! NO WAY!
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!
All: WHOA!
YOW!
I DON'T KITTEN MUCH TO CATS THAT GET IN MY WAY, YOU HEAR?
YES, SIR! W-WHATEVER YOU SAY, SIR!
DON'T ANY OF YOU ALL GET IN MY WAY AGAIN, 'CAUSE IF YOU DO,
I'LL TOSS YOU ALL IN JAIL AND THROW AWAY THE KEY, YOU HEAR?
All: YES, SIR! WHATEVER YOU SAY, SHERIFF!
[DOOR OPENS]
HOWDY! WELCOME TO THE CAT-TOWN GENERAL STORE.
GREAT TARNATION! WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE SISSY-LOOKING OUTFITS?
AND WHEELS ON YOUR BOOTS?
HUH? THIS?
Man: HOLY MACKEREL! I NEVER! HOW DOES HE DO THAT?
HEY, COME BACK! COME BACK HERE, YOU VARMINT!
Both: YOW! OOH! WHOA!
Riff Raff: I THINK WE'RE IN TROUBLE!
I'M GOING TO GET THE SHERIFF AFTER YOU SISSY-DRESSED VARMINTS
FOR BEING IN CAHOOTS WITH THE THIEF!
[PANTING]
Crazyloon: I'LL BET YOU'RE HAVING FUN IN THE OLD WEST,
BUT ONLY 6 HOURS LEFT!
HASN'T BEEN MUCH FUN YET!
BUT IT'S ABOUT TO BE!
PRETTY BRAVE MOUSE, WALKING UP TO A CAT.
OUT OF MY WAY, YOU SISSY-DRESSED GREENHORN!
YOW!
[DRAWLING] NOW, MAYBE WE'LL GET SOME RE-SPECT!
[PIANO PLAYING]
[CHEERING]
Man: WELL, OUT OF MY WAY!
All: YOW! WHOA!
ONE MILK, SMOOTH AS SILK!
YA-HOO, MAKE THAT TWO!
LEAVE THE BOTTLE.
MIND IF I SIT IN?
HIYA, STRANGER.
I'M MISS KITTY. YOU MUST BE NEW IN THESE HERE PARTS.
WELL, NO...
Riff Raff: ACE OF SPADES! ALL MINE! ALL MINE!
WHY DON'T WE GO OUT TO LOOK AT THE...
SUNSET?
BUT IT'S STILL MORNING.
Hector: YOU KNOW, YOU GOT BEAUTIFUL CAT'S EYES.
I DON'T LIKE YOUR LOOKS, PARDNER!
AND I DON'T LIKE YOUR LOOKS LOOKING AT MY GIRL.
LOOK, MR. POLECAT, SIR, I'M NOT LOOKING AT--
OHH!
SO, LOOKY-HERE, YOU INTERLOPING LOOKER!
WE'LL BE LOOKING FOR YOU AT THE KITTY-CAT CORRAL.
HIGH NOON, MY GANG AGAINST YOUR GANG.
HEY, POLECAT! COME LOOK AT THE GREAT WAGON I FOUND!
SURE, BILLY THE CAT! BE RIGHT THERE!
Hector: YEOW!
Polecat: BILLY! THIS IS THE BEST WAGON WE EVER TOOK!
BUT THAT'S OURS!
HA HA HA! NOT ANYMORE!
Crazyloon: ONLY ONE HOUR LEFT. HAVE FUN!
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
Man: JUST FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS I GAVE YOU,
AND YOU'LL HEAD STRAIGHT FOR POLECAT'S HANGOUT.
AFTER YOU'RE DONE, JUST CUT THE HORSES LOOSE. THEY KNOW THE WAY BACK.
AND LEAVE THIS OLD WRECK IN THE JUNKPILE.
THANKS FOR THE LOAN.
ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP PUT THAT ORNERY POLECAT IN HIS PLACE.
HOLD UP! THEY HELD UP THE BANK!
COME ON, POSSE!
I KNEW THOSE SISSY GREENHORNS WERE TROUBLE!
GUYS, THERE'S A BUNCH OF GUYS YELLING.
MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP!
Crazyloon: ISN'T THE OLD WEST EXCITING? ONLY 30 MINUTES LEFT!
NO TIME TO STOP AND CHAT, MUNGO!
[SNIFF SNIFF]
WHOA! WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
[SNIFF SNIFF]
SKUNKS! THEY'RE SHOOTING SKUNK WADS!
LOAD UP YOUR SKUNK WADS, BOYS!
WE'LL MAKE THOSE VARMINTS SMELL LIKE THE SKUNKS THEY ARE!
Riff Raff: THERE'S THE CADILLAC.
HECTOR, YOU AND WORDSWORTH SEE IF YOU CAN GET IT STARTED.
NOW!
WHOA!
[COUGHING]
BETTER GET ON THE TRACK, OR WE WON'T BE GOING BACK!
WE GIVE UP! THE STINK IS TOO MUCH!
THEY BETTER GET THE CADILLAC STARTED SOON!
Crazyloon: ONE MINUTE TO RETURN...UH, MAYBE.
N-NOTHING'S HAPPENING! IT WON'T START!
Crazyloon: 10, 9, 8,
7, 6,
5, 4, 3,
2, 1!
BLASTOFF!
All: WHOA! AAH! OOH!
--ATS!
BOY, YOU GUYS DRESS SILLY!
Crazyloon: NOW, TELL THE TRUTH. DIDN'T YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME?
All: GRRR!
WE'LL SHOW YOU! WE'LL SHOW YOU!
YOU KNOW, THEY SAY A CAT ALWAYS LANDS ON HIS FEET.
EVEN IF HE FALLS OFF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING.
CATS ARE VERY WELL BALANCED, MOST OF THE TIME.
BUT CATS ARE MADE OF FLESH AND BONE, JUST LIKE YOU KIDS.
AND ONCE IN A LONG WHILE ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN.
EVEN TO THE BEST OF US.
IF YOU THINK YOUR CAT HAS A BROKEN BONE,
TAKE HIM OR HER TO THE VET.
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